I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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