would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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