mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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