never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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