New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ass is underappreciated
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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