it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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