well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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