butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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