I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
