I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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