i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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