Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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