PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
This house was built for laser tag.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
