do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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