Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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