He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
