Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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