The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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