we have officially lost it.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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