goodnight i made you a song goodbye
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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