So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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