yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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