some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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