How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Dick very happy bro
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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