So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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