Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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