I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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