so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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