everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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