so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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