hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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