Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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