i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
tell me about the eggs
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