i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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