what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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