yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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