so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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