Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I intend to get homeless drunk
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There r osticjed everywhere
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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