i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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