IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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