before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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