Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
3 2 1 whiskey
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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