Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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