Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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