I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Will exercising make me less horny?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
