That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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