I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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