I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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