one two three fourrrrnication!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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