Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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