Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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