Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
3pm strippers are depressing
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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