you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just gift wrapped bread.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.