I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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