I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.