So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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