Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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