McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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